Truly Western Political Speech by Tr01ka, literature
Literature
Truly Western Political Speech
Dear whoever, today our great Western democracy once more! Freedom, democracy, liberty! West always free world and will! Our sincere intentions we must democratic freedom and prosperity bad joke.
Audience laughs.
Sadly, not everyone.
Straw figure of Evil Russian appears, optionally followed by Evil Terrorist and other situational straw enemies.
But enemies of the free world, they tyranny and oppression, no human rights, evil dictatorship against free freedom NEVER! We are free and we will liberate and help, because we are free!
Audience applaudes.
Freedom of free freedom you are so great another bad joke.
Audience laughs.
We will free democ
They say that in times of past Devil walked earth. Various were forms he took to appear in front of mortals, but his goal remained the same.
Devil was collecting hearts. In hell, he had endless racks filled with vessels of glass, and each vessel contained heart of human being.
No, Devil never killed people to obtain their hearts. Not that he could not – he rather wished not. All the hearts now residing at the racks in hell were given to him voluntarily.
Devil always had a way to make one give the heart away. Upon gaze into person's chest, seeing heart that was missing in his collection, he was proposing a deal, and his price was unalt