"Time" magazine, person of the year.
Audience choses Kim Jong Un (Kim 3.0) as one. Editors announce Buttfuck Obama as person of the year. Such a long soft tongue they have.
Hell, that is pathetic. And you say Buttfuck Obama doesn't have cult of personality.
Meanwhile, Hellary Cunton, scared by North Korean missile, suffered from diarrhea and had almost all of her shit leaked from her smart part. Then she fainted, fell down and damaged her brain... wow, Hellary Cunton has a brain!
Enough of pollutics.
This end-of-the-world bullshit fucking pisses me off. People are as stupid as they were in 1500, discussing shit they know no fuck about. Some buy bunkers, some organize "last parties"... I wish those WOULD die, and not on 21 of December, but now and here. Because exactly these retards on Dec22 will shout how it didn't happen.
What else? I study in my country's most prestigious university, as a future journalist. So far I'm doing it well. Definitely better than when I was "studying" IT.
I'm kind of late here, but this was pretty funny. You're good at puns. XD
Journalist) I approve)